Been astray (parody of far away, by nickelback)

I’m a blind, disgrace

But you can use, this mistake

I was too strong, too great
But I realize you are what made me great

They tied my hands
They Shaved my head
they thought I had nothing left

‘Now I know,
I know, I know

[CHORUS]

That I need you
you are what made me strong
and I misused

All my gifts for far too long

I keep believing you’ll redeem me
When my hair grows

Start reading
In Judges 16:22

strengthen me, I ask
For a chance for one last stand

Let these pillars move, in my hand
So I can go out a faithful man

I give you my heart
And my trust
I’m not afraid of what must be done

‘Cause I know,
I know, I know

[CHORUS]

That I need you
you are what made me strong
and I misused

All my gifts for far too long

I keep believing you’ll redeem me
When my hair grows

Start reading
In Judges 16:22

I went astray
been astray been astray for far too long
I went astray been astray been astray for far too long

But I know, I know, I know

I must give
Give my life to make it ok
I’ll I need is
I need to hear you say
I redeem you
I redeem you Samson.

And I will do
The thing that must be done
and now I’m leaving

Yeah I’m leaving a hero
Can’t Believe that
You let me be a hero

I’m leaving
leaving a hero of the Lord
can’t Believe that
You let me be a hero
I’m leaving
leaving a hero of the Lord
I’m leaving
I’m leaving a hero of the Lord

holy lamp (parody of Photograph, by NickelBack)

This is my holy lamp
It light’s up all of my path
This is my true bred
And it always keeps me fed

And when life seems so tough
My favorite chapter always picks me up

I don’t know how I ever went without
All The scriptures I have found

I used to be such a fool
I just thought the bible wasn’t cool

Then God opened up my eyes
How could I have been so blind?

I learned it’s not too late
And that I am saved by grace

Christ saved me from my sin
can’t believe he wanted to be my friend

Oh oh oh
Oh I- I

I have a memory of being called by the Lord
So I sat down and started reading his holy word
And now I see it, I really see it
I cried, I cried


I have a memory of cry out to the Lord
I finally found the thing I was longing for
and now I see it, I really see it
I cried, I cried

I remember the change I made
blew all of my old friends away

They thought I was faking um out
but some were inspired to turnaround

I used to think there was nothing I didn’t know
thought I was in control of the show

But when I let God take the wheel
He showed me how to really steer

Never thought I could feel like this
Living a life that is really blessed

now that doesn’t mean things don’t get bad
Life is perfect is something God never said

Oh oh oh
Oh I- I

I have a memory of being called by the Lord
So I sat down and started reading his holy word
And now I see it, I really see it
I cried, I cried

I have a memory of cry out to the Lord
I finally found the thing I was longing for
And now I see it, I really see it
I cried, I cried
I cried

Since I’ve been found
I’ve made some changes
Without his grace
I couldn’t of made it

I know that now
I can see it
I am free
You better believe it

As I look back on those days
I only did one truly good thing

I have a memory of being called by the Lord
So I sat down and started reading his holy word
And now I see it, I really see it
I cried, I cried

I have a memory of cry out to the Lord
I finally found the thing I was longing for
and now I see it, I really see it
I cried, I cried

This is my holy lamp
It light’s up all of my path

Psalm one hundred & nineteen

Come to Christ (Parody of Apologize, by OneRepublic)

I’m talking on the phone

Telling you how to be found

You say you wanna be saved

you just don’t know how

Just tell him that you need him
and ask him to bail you out

But wait…
You tell me you’re too dirty

But I told you I found out, the bible says…

it’s not too late to come to Christ, it’s not too late
I said it’s not too late to come to Christ, it’s not too late

Take this second chance, take the call, God’s offering you

you need to get down on your knees (He’s calling you)

Yeah yeah

Because of your sins he bled, yeah he did it for you

so just say

“Sorry” my savior, please make me brand new
It’s not too late…

it’s not too late to come to Christ, it’s not too late
I said it’s not too late to come to Christ, it’s not too late
Woahooo woah

it’s not too late to come to Christ, it’s not too late
I said it’s not too late to come to Christ, it’s not too late
I said it’s not too late to come to Christ, yeahah
I said it’s not too late to come to Christ, yeahah

You’re crying on the phone

Because you have just been found…

He Rose From The Dead ( Parody of Here It Goes Again, by Ok Go)

See my friend, there was a man who was nailed to timber because he said he was the son of the Lord.

They sold his clothes he said in 3 days he’d be risen, but they just left him in a grave like a hole

Hey!

They just thought he’d rot in the hole,
but then the door began to roll ,
and the light was bright like gold,
yeah then he rose, then he rose, then he rose from the dead.
yeah, he rose from the dead.
don’t you know,
don’t you know,
don’t you know he isn’t dead?
cause he rose from the dead.
Oh, he rose from the dead.

It may sound crazy, but people you must believe me, he is really the son of the Lord.

Don’t believe the lies of the men that are blind, faith comes from what is heard.
Hey!

They tried to stick him in the earth,
but that plan just didn’t work,
he just came out of that hole,
Oh, yes he roes, yes he rose, he rose from the dead.
Oh, he rose from the dead.
don’t you know, don’t you know,
don’t you know he isn’t dead?
Cause he rose from the dead.
Oh, yes he rose.
Oh, yes he rose.
Oh, he rose from the dead.
Oh, he rose from the dead.
Oh oh
Oh, yes he rose.
Yeah, he rose from the dead.
Hey hey
Oh, yes he rose.
he was right!

I know that he did die on Calvary but Jesus was brought back by the Lord.

don’t you suppose it is time you served Jehovah, and say forgive me, please forgive me.
Oh, yes he rose , yes he rose, he rose from the dead.
Oh he rose from the dead.
you should know, don’t you know,
don’t you know he isn’t dead?
cause he rose from the dead.
Oh, yes he rose, yes he rose.
Oh he rose from the dead.
don’t you know, don’t you know,
that he rose from the dead.
Oh he did, Oh he did, Oh he did, he did, Oh he rose
you should, you should, you should, you should, you should all know Oh, yes he rose, yes he rose, he rose from the dead.
Oh he rose from the dead.
Oh he rose from the dead.

Macedonia (parody of California by Phantom Planet)

(Click link to learn how Macedonia is pronounced http://tts.imtranslator.net/5vKt)

When I was sleeping (sung like sleepun)

I saw a vision

a Macedonian said we should come
To Macedonia we should come
So that we could preach to them

So we decided to come

Feeling God had called us

To preach about his son

Macedonia here we come
after we stop at Neapolis

Macedonia! ( Macedonia)
Here we come!

Macedonia!

Macedonia!
Here we come!

If you really want to know

how the whole story goes

read Acts chapter 16 now

Macedonia here we come
To preach about God’s son

once there we told

A woman about the Lord

She invited us into her home

In Macedonian preaching (sung like preachun)
to the people about God’s son

In Macedonia!
We’re preaching (sung like preachun)!

In Macedonia!

In Macedonia!
We’re preaching

In Macedonia!
We’re preaching

In Macedonia!

In Macedonia!
We’re preaching

In Macedonia!

In Macedonia!
We’re preaching

Star that's yella (Parody of Umbrella, by Rihanna)

WARNING: If You plan on looking up the original song on YouTube or another website so you can listen to the tune while you read the parody lyrics, I recommend finding a video with the music only and not the music-video due to what I feel is unsatiable visual content.

Rapper dude:
Ahuh ahuh (yea Messiah )
Ahuh ahuh (calls God his dad)
Ahuh ahuh (chapter 2… in Matthew)
Ahuh ahuh
In the east there’s a star
it we’re following , hoping it will take (singer: eh eh)
us to the one who’s hallowed
Yeah the one sent by God
We smart fellas (singer: eh eh)
we follow the star together
oh no forgot his birthday letter
You know me
in anticipation for our presentation, brought gifts for his birthday (singer: eh eh)
hey, can you see that big bright star?
Messiah where you at?

[Verse 1]
You see that star? Well it’s really far
Wish we had a Limousine , or even a fast car
because it is really hard, chasing this big star
but we will be there
hope I don’t pull out all my hair
Because

[Chorus]
We wise guys
We’ll stick together
just hope it doesn’t take forever
even though you are my friends
I won’t mind when this trip ends
and we get to see the savior
so unless you have an idea that’s better
lets go follow that star that’s yella
lets go follow that star that’s yella
(yella yella eh eh eh)
follow that star that’s yella
(yella yella eh eh eh)
follow that star that’s yella
(yella yella eh eh eh)
follow that star that’s yella
(yella yella eh eh eh)

[Verse 2]
here’s the thing, we went to see the king
said that he wanted to see, this baby king
so that he could pay his part
and send him a birthday card

Now I’m not sure of his heart, I’m afraid it might be hard
Come on

[Chorus]

We wise guys
We’ll stick together
just hope it doesn’t take forever
even though you are my friends
I won’t mind when this trip ends
and we get to see the savior
so unless you have an idea that’s better
lets go follow that star that’s yella
lets go follow that star that’s yella
(yella yella eh eh eh)
follow that star that’s yella
(yella yella eh eh eh)
follow that star that’s yella
(yella yella eh eh eh)
follow that star that’s yella
(yella yella eh eh eh)

[Bridge]
now me and my friends were on a farm
Angles came said don’t be alarmed
(We’ve got good news for thee)
(The star in the distances leads you to God’s son )
So go to him and adore
he is all you need and more
Come…

[Chorus]
That star’s light
Won’t shine forever

So I think that we better
go see where the Star ends

I think it’s somewhere in Bethlehem

Hey I think that is his mother
must be him lying in the manger
that’s right under that star that’s yella
that’s right under that star that’s yella
(yella yella eh eh eh)
Under that star that’s yella
(yella yella eh eh eh)
Under that star that’s yella
(yella yella eh eh eh)
Under that star that’s yella

I am Lazarus (Parody of I am the walrus, by the Beatles)

Martha sent and Mary sent a really truly very saddening letter

Please now come, yes hurry and come, it’s no lie
He’s dyeing

sitting for 4 days, waiting for the man to come.
Now they see the teacher, he shows up too late.
Man, you’ve been a tardy boy, now he’s way past gone.
He is a dead man, a very dead man.
Your friend Lazarus, boo hoo hoo hoo

Martha crying marry crying

Really crying cause they’ve lost their bro

Lazarus has died put him inside, inside that rock

Jesus is Crying
he’s cry——-
he’s Crying

he’s cry——-

No need to fuss though, nothings too hard for Christ
gonna restore his life, push the button reset

oy, you been a rotting guy but now you can come out.
You were a dead man, but no longer a dead man.
Wake up Lazarus, Woo hoo hoo hoo

Now some hearts were softened and put their faith in the son

but now other ones went and ran
to see what the Pharisees would say.

He raised a dead man? He raised a dead man?
He raised Lazarus? What should we do? wha wha what should we do?

Leaders preachers judging jokers,
said this man will hurt all the Jews
See how they follow this miracle guy,
the one called Christ.
There’s no denying.

These so called preachers deiced Christ’s final hour

Uninformed preachers thought they could keep him dead.
Yeah, well I guess they really didn’t know
he wasn’t just a man, and they couldn’t keep him dead.
Cause he is Jesus, woo hoo hoo h hoo woo hoo.
Woo hoo hoo h hoo woo woo hoo.

Hot R Cold (Parody of Hot N Cold, by Katy Perry)

WARNING: The original song has what I feel to be unsafe content, there are 3 versions of the song, the regular version, the clean (radio) version and the Kid’s Bop version. If You want to listen to the original song while you read the parody lyrics so you can get the tune, I recommend listening to the Kid’s bop version of the song, which can be found here http://www.rhapsody.com/kidz-bop-kids/kidz-bop-15 .

You say I’m fine
don’t realize you’re unclothed

You think you’re blessed by your gold

it ain’t so
Yeah, you need to think
on what you want to be
so go
and chose Mammon or me
‘ether be hot or be cold
you cant be Luke warm
You’re in or you’re out
chose up or chose down
it’s wrong or it’s right
got to chose a side
fight or give up
don’t be like water in a tub
You, you really kind of believe so,
You, but you don’t really act so,
‘so ether be hot or be cold
you cant be Luke warm
You’re in or you’re out
chose up or chose down

You could be free from sin, pure and clean
but now—

You are dead—

And you are—-

Far from me
you can read the whole thing

Revelation 3:16
now I hope
that you are gonna change

‘so ‘ether be hot or be cold
you cant be Luke warm
You’re in or you’re out
chose up or chose down
it’s wrong or it’s right
got to chose a side
fight or give up
don’t be like water in a tub

You, you really kind of believe so,
you, but you don’t really act so,

‘So ‘ether be hot or be cold
you cant be Luke warm
you’re in or you’re out
chose up or chose down

Don’t be like a teeter totter

Or he will spit you out just like water
wish you were, one or the other
you are oh so blind

You say I’m fine
don’t realize you’re unclothed

‘ether be hot or be cold
you cant be Luke warm
You’re in or you’re out
chose up or chose down
it’s wrong or it’s right
got to chose a side
fight or give up
don’t be like water in a tub

You, you really kind of believe so,
You, but you don’t really act so,
‘so ether be hot or be cold
you cant be Luke warm
You’re in or you’re out
chose up or chose down , down, down, down..

My hair Delilah (Parody of Hey there Delilah, by Plain White T's)

Hey there Delilah
why’d you tie me to where I’m sitting?
Well I probably shouldn’t stay
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
well, I’m sure you don’t mean what you do
so I’ll stay with you

Hey there Delilah
what’s with your strong insistence
to make me weak as macaroni
I guess I should of paid more attention
to your lies
I still have a voice, but they took my eyes
bet they really paid you nice

Oh what’d you do to me?
Oh what’d you do to me?
Oh what’d you do to me?
Oh what’d you do to me?
What did you do to me?

Hey there Delilah
these guys are really working me hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday I will make all these pillars fall
Just like I should
Just have to wait till the time is good
My word is good

Hey there Delilah
I can still remember that day
when I finally deiced to confess to you

How you could take my strength away
I said it all
and then you went and shaved me balled
as a cubed ball

Oh what’d you do to me?
Oh what’d you do to me?
Oh what’d you do to me?
Oh what’d you do to me?

now this task seems pretty hard
but to God I’ll pray once more
I’ll ask him for my strength back today
the philastines seem pretty tough
But I’ll show them how to really play rough I know

God will give me the strength I pray

Delilah I can promise you
when I do what I must do
The world will never ever forget my name
or my fame

Hey there Delilah
I know you think that you tricked me
sent me here to look like a dumb fool
but I still made history cause of you
Judges 16 has the scope
It’s all about me and you
Hey there Delilah here’s the truth
this stories through

Oh the Lord still used me
Oh the Lord still used me
Oh the Lord still used me
Oh the Lord still used me
the Lord still used me.

Come as you are (Parody of Come as you are, by Nirvana)

Come
As you are
to the Lord
He will wash you clean
from your sin
from your sin
and you will be free
don’t waist time
Hurry up
The choice is yours
come be saved
Take a rest
As a friend
and you will see
the gift is free ah
the gift is free ah
the gift is free ah

Come
to the son
he’ll set ya free
like he want’s you to be
from your sin
from your sin
he’ll set you free ah
set you free ah
set you free ah
set you free ah

Can’t you see
That you don’t have to run
No you don’t have to run
No you don’t have to run

set you free ah
set you free ah
set you free ah
set you free ah {don’t have to run}

Can’t you see
That you don’t have to run
No you don’t have to run
No you don’t have to run
No you don’t have to run

{set you free ah}
{set you free ah}

We are stealing your religion (Parody of We Are Building a Religio, by Comfort Eagle)n

*static*

“This is a message from the people of Laodicea to all those fundamentalists out there.”

*static*

We are stealing your religion,
We are making it bigger
We are adding on more gods and widening the way
We are writing our own scriptures.
In limited editions.
We are now accepting callers for these pendant key chains
To resist it is useless,
It is useless to resist it
Those pesky Ten Commandments, we just throw ‘em in the trash
Try eating some strudel
Buy it from these fine people
If you meet at our location then you’d better come with cash

So wear your hat sideways. It’s OK to have tattoos
We are in the music business. We are calling you “DUDE!”

Now listen to our praises sung by people named IceTray
and join us as we jump and scream and shout.
And the fluffy fine chairs that cushion your behind
are keeping you well rested for late services at noon.

We are handling the money. We’re serving the food
God knows about our parties. He is calling me “DUDE!”

Now, do you believe in big dollar signs?
And pretty coins that shine-God’ll give it all the time.
Doesn’t matter if it’s skinny. Even better if it’s fat.
Don’t forget to bring that wallet and your sideways-turned hat.

Keep your old time religion. It is so very bland
We’ll ignore that firm foundation ‘n build our houses right on sand
Take a bite of our apple, do we look like serpents?
Come to the altar in bundles—God’ll help pay your rents
Come sit and drink Pepsi. Come sit and drink Coke. (Coke)
Come sit and watch this movie clip of Sandler telling jokes.

I say now, don’t you believe bout Benny Hinn and that bong
God loves those cheerful givers don’t forget to bring your mom
I say, don’t listen those who say we’re over the edge
Just put your fingers in your ears and come on forward with your pledge

We are handling the money. We are serving the food.
We are now accepting callers. We are calling you “DUDE!”

Do you believe in big dollar signs;
and pretty coins that shine—God’ll give it all the time.
We’ll give you these directions—low on dough?—don’t lose your mind.
We’ll remind you. We’ll remind you.
Blab it, grab it—God’ll provide you
whatever hefty fine you
find yourself unable to repay.

We are stealing your religion…
We are making it bigger…
We are writing…………… our own scriptures…….
In limited edition
We are now accepting callers for these beautiful pendant key chains

Create The World (Parod of Change The World, by Eric Clapton)

The earth was without form,
nothing much to view,
this is how it starts
yes this is the truth:
yeah God created the light
and everything you see.
It’s so hard to deny
when you see the trees

God did create the world,
in six days he created the whole universe
If you’d think about it you’d know only he could,
only God could create the world.

He devided the seas,
with a single phrase

now can’t you see
there’s no other way

And that this crude

idea Darwin made.

Makes you look like a fool

denying every day…

God did create the world,
in six days he created the whole universe
If you’d think about it, you’d know only he could,
only God could create the world..
only God could create the world..

God did create the world

in six days he created the whole universe
If you’d think about it you’d know only he could,
only God could create the world..
only God could create the world..
only God could create the world..

Sinner (Parody of Jumper, by Third Eye Blind)

I wish you would repent from your sin my friend
You could accept Christ be baptized and be born again
And if you come back to him again

He will let you in
he will let you in

The lonely boy has so much pain
doesn’t think he can be save
I know he’s wrong

can you see the light?
It’s all around
read Romans 5, it’ll help you out
we all need God

Well everyone I know has got a reason
To say I accept Christ today

I wish you would repent from your sin my friend
You could accept Christ be baptized and be born again
And if you come back to him again

He will let you in
he will let you in

Well God is able to take your burden
And with faith I think he’ll show ya, what you are, doing here
Now your sins have left you
You’ve been cleansed
With the grace of God you’re born-again

And I

I want you to know
Everyones is saved by the blood of Jesus
You just need to say
I except you as my lord today

I wish you would repent from your sin my friend
You could accept Christ be baptized and be born again
And if you come back to him again

He will let you in
he will let you in
he will let you in
he will let you in
he will let you in
he will let you in

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

He’ll take your sin away

I wish you would repent from your sin my friend
he will let you in
I wish you would repent from your sin my friend
he will let you in
I wish you would repent from your sin my friend
he will let you in
I wish you would repent from your sin my friend
he will let you in
I wish you would repent from your sin my friend
he will let you in

Jesus (parody of Superman, by Five For Fighting)

I don’t wish to die
I’ve got skin that bleeds
but I am the Christ
and it has to be

I pray to my Lord…I bow on my knees
and in my voice there is some pain
and Can you take this, cup from me

I can not lie
I don’t want to bleed
but it’s your will not mine
So my life I will concede

I knew it from birth, even then I could see
that one day I would have to bleed
I won’t say a word…I’ll let them take me
but if there’s another possibility
can you let this cup pass from me

right up in the sky…there’s a place for me
and it’s so nice…But I’ll wear some thorns tonight
Mathew 20…6 verse 38

they brought me here to die
nailed me to a tree
they wanted my life and it’s a gift I gave for free

I under stand that this has to be
and in three days my life will return to me
they’ll under stand yes they will see
I’m the son of man God sent to thee
he sent me
to save thee
he sent me
to save thee

to save all men
I bled in the streets
to save all the men
that crucified me

I died for the man
that put a spear in me
And it’s not easy, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm…
it’s not easy, but it has to, be

The Ark Floats on

OK, here is a brand new song, it is a parody of float on by Modest mouse.

If you want to get an idea of how the tune goes you can listen to the original while you read the lyrics. You can find the original here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTAud5O7Qqk

The music video for the song makes reference to Noah’s ark, so it seems fitting that my parody is about Noah’s ark, enjoy :)

The Ark Floats on (Parody of Float on By Modest Mouse)

I’ve been working hard so hard, preparing for rain

Well people say that I am just insane

But I have just been doing what, I heard God say

well you can stop your laughing, here comes the rain.

And the Arks floating ok
And the Arks floating ok
And the Arks floating ok
And the Arks floating on in the rain, well.

The sky is shaking and waters covering all of the land
But I’m just chilling with my sons Shem and ham
this floating zoo can last through this flooding rain
God has us resting safely in his hand
I know were tired and sick of all this rain
but will float on as God leads the way.


And the Arks floating ok
And the Arks floating ok
And the Arks floating ok
And the Arks floating, so nice.
and steady the arks floating .
No, I’m not worried, the arks floating.
real nice and steady the arks floating.
No, I’m not worried, the arks floating.

Real nice and steady the arks floating.
Real nice and steady the arks floating.

Alright don’t worry even if that pigs a bit too heavy.
We’re still floating …real nice. And steady the Arks floating.
real nice And steady the Arks floating, ok.
I’m not worried cause the Arks floating.
even if that pig is heavy, the Arks floating.

real nice And steady the Arks floating.
(real nice)
I’m not worried cause the Arks floating.
(real nice)
Arks floating….

E.A (Entertaining Angles): Who are we? What are we? and Why can't we just leave you alone?!!!!!

OK, Entertaining Angles or E.A (as I like to call it) is an on-line Christian parody band in the making, what I mean by that is the band currently consists of me and my best friend Joe and nether of us have musical talent, but we do have a talent for song writing and a growing collection of lyrics. Now some of you may have no idea what a parody is, so I will try to explain it. According to Dictionary.com a parody is “a humorous or satirical imitation of a serious piece of literature or writing”, basically if you know who Weird Al is you most likely know what a parody is. The parodies E.A write aren’t the same as most parodies in a few ways, unlike most common parodies our parodies aren’t necessarily intended to be funny, not to say we don’t throw a funny line or two in our songs every now and then, but our main goal is not to make you laugh, it’s to make you think. E.A takes popular songs and rewrites the lyrics so that they reflect a message or story taken from the bible, through our lyrics we hope to teach the listener (reader) more about God and his word. Because of a lack of members with actual music talent E.A Currently does not have any of our songs recorded, but we do have most of our parody lyrics posted on our Christianspaces page http://101christianspaces.com/view_profile.php?member_id=6032 and I plan on posting some of the lyrics here, so keep checking back for new songs. If you like what we are doing and you have some musical talent or have a song you would like to have us parody please E-mail us at E.A@inbox.com . Note: Since we are an on-line band (record and perform on-line only) you do not need to live close to us to Join, all you have to do is send us an E-mail with an audio clip of you performing your talent.

God bless,

Kevin P. of E.A