Friday, December 18, 2009

Hot R Cold (Parody of Hot N Cold, by Katy Perry)

WARNING: The original song has what I feel to be unsafe content, there are 3 versions of the song, the regular version, the clean (radio) version and the Kid’s Bop version. If You want to listen to the original song while you read the parody lyrics so you can get the tune, I recommend listening to the Kid’s bop version of the song, which can be found here http://www.rhapsody.com/kidz-bop-kids/kidz-bop-15 .

You say I’m fine
don’t realize you’re unclothed

You think you’re blessed by your gold

it ain’t so
Yeah, you need to think
on what you want to be
so go
and chose Mammon or me
‘ether be hot or be cold
you cant be Luke warm
You’re in or you’re out
chose up or chose down
it’s wrong or it’s right
got to chose a side
fight or give up
don’t be like water in a tub
You, you really kind of believe so,
You, but you don’t really act so,
‘so ether be hot or be cold
you cant be Luke warm
You’re in or you’re out
chose up or chose down


You could be free from sin, pure and clean
but now—

You are dead—

And you are—-

Far from me
you can read the whole thing

Revelation 3:16
now I hope
that you are gonna change


‘so ‘ether be hot or be cold
you cant be Luke warm
You’re in or you’re out
chose up or chose down
it’s wrong or it’s right
got to chose a side
fight or give up
don’t be like water in a tub


You, you really kind of believe so,
you, but you don’t really act so,

‘So ‘ether be hot or be cold
you cant be Luke warm
you’re in or you’re out
chose up or chose down

Don’t be like a teeter totter

Or he will spit you out just like water
wish you were, one or the other
you are oh so blind


You say I’m fine
don’t realize you’re unclothed


‘ether be hot or be cold
you cant be Luke warm
You’re in or you’re out
chose up or chose down
it’s wrong or it’s right
got to chose a side
fight or give up
don’t be like water in a tub


You, you really kind of believe so,
You, but you don’t really act so,
‘so ether be hot or be cold
you cant be Luke warm
You’re in or you’re out
chose up or chose down , down, down, down..

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